69: Lesbian Chicken Coop

Episode 69 Show Notes
Opening: Fanny Lickendale's Lady Raptastic/ Xtina megamix, LR will not tell the Lesbian Chicken Coop joke, my cousins' mama is a lesbian but does not think it's right, send us stuff, choking, a coma is not a vegatative state: it's a dream, your brain has electricity according to Professor Chris, They, word of the day, Chocolate Cake Dating Game, Chris wins the worst joke of the say contest, Lesbian Chicken Coop joke, in the 1800s they would stone black lesbians, Mary Mag-a-dalen, bock bock. (LR_69.mp3)

Where have I been?

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I am so tired right now. I tried to wake up early but I couldn't. And it's not like I went to bed late or anything. I just woke up all tired. I think I have some condition. I need to go to the doctor.

My sister has the same thing: she can't wake up before noon. This causes her to be missing work all the time, which is why she gets fired from almost every job she works at. So sad. It's discrimination really. She has a medical condition that causes her to not be able to rise before noon, but there hos at these fast food places want her there at 7am. And all the hos she works with give her sh** for coming in late. She punched one in the chin and broke her jaw a couple weeks ago. And the girl had just gotten braces put on. So her face was all kinds of messed up. She kept on working though, even though she had a broken jaw. She needed the money. Hell, why else do these hos work these jobs? Hello?

I am on my way to the gym as soon as I type this blog. You might be wondering where our latest episode is. We started a couple days ago, then Chrs got this job selling designer nail files at a convention. i am not even kidding. So we had to put the whole production on hold so he could make his cash. I've just been watcing tv, going to the gym, waiting for his schedule to clear up. Like his acne. Okaaaay!

It's official: She crazy

I give up. First she shaves her head. Then she puts on a wig and goes out for more partying. She's gonna go all Anna Nicole in this place if somebody don't rehab her a** quickly, please. At least Lindsay Blohan is pretending to get help. Britney is the new Whitney: crack is whack but wigs is whacker. Hello? Source, Source

-LR

Episode 68: Medical Skates

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Episode 68: Medical Skates
Show Notes: brass balls, homeless Chinese man "Hind Ling," crunstible, Donkey, Club Giddyup, how Chinese women talk, bathtub toilet, Daisy Mouth and Chocolate Cake go on a phone date, CALL IN AND VOTE NOW, help with your spanish please, waist size, medical skates and sticks, ski accident causes weight loss, Chris could do better than the stripper, shout-outs

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RIP Anna Nichole

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This is the last video of her. Somebody paid $500 thousand dollars for it. And I just got it for free. Who? What?

-LR

Episode 67: Hidia Roach

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Episode 67: Hidia Roach


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musical intro by Chocolate Cake, Chris is not a pimp, murses is not manbags, manbag blindfold, Chocolate Cake & the fifteen channels of Hidia Roach, message does not mean call, fly, Lady Raptastic is not boring, there are no black french people, Chris thinks of Lady Raptastic as a man, gay people rant by Chris, Fantasia is ugly and Jennifer Hudson is beautiful, male celebrity body parts, pegasus vs minotaur

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Fat Tyra video

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Tyra Banks taped a response to the people oat online gossip websites calling her fat a** fat. I just do not get it. Girl, you fat. No need for this drama. Please. All you had to do was dedicate one little segment of yo show to the pictures, laugh them off, admit you got big and then move on to something else.

I think what she trying to do is turn something real into publicity for her show. Just like Rosie and Donald Trumpz. Please. We are not stupid. We see what is going on. This is why I hate tv. They treat you like you stupid. And I am not stupid.

I am bertiful.

-LR

Norbit

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NORBIT - "Adjusting My Seat"

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J-Hud is performing at the Oscars, but she won't be "Telling You." She's singing some other song from the movie. You know, one of the ones co-written by Beyonce or whatever. I still haven't seen that movie, I need to get me a bootleg and watch it with Tiki. Mybe she already has the bootleg. She has the bootleg to Norbit and it ain't even come out yet in theaters. Tiki moves in mysterious ways. She got connections. we are going to watch it tomorrow night, unless she gets a call from one of her men. Then it's off. I have to go watch tv alone, by myself, then. I do not like when people cancel plans with they friends just so they can get some. I mean, i do it. I do it all the time. Daily. But I don't like to be on the other end of the stick.

So anyways, I had my wax done yesterday, but this time i went to a "natural" waxing place. They use something called "Hot butter." Let me tell you. It did the trick. The only hair I got anywhere near my junk is the cat hair on my jeans, girl. I am clean and shiny like the floor of a Dunkin Donuts. And not the dumpy ones, but the ones owned by people who care about the cleanliness of they store, please.

Ok I am about to go. Please show yo love to yo fellow man and say hello to people you don't know on the street. Spread the love. Stop the hate. Burn yo J-Lo cds.

Hello?

Glow!

-LR