73: Suck It Unsubscribe
Episode 73 Show Notes:
Fanny Lickendale made the "Are You Gay?" Remix which is the ultimate supreme Sweet Sweet Fantasy to my ear drums, Suck it Unsubscribe, Opening monologue: I like bats, chew, fell off chair, crystal meth vs cars, Man Vs Nature, The Telephone Game, Chris goes over the line with the Lady, Pine Tree Ice Cream (our new sponsor) has a new ad!, This Day in AIDS, Questions Section: chocolate, iguana, ice suit, Santa Claus, Christmas Song for yo face. (LR_73.mp3)
Labels: crystal meth, fanny lickendale, iguana, santa claus
6 Comments:
Lady, Lady, Ladyyyyyyy,
I had to call your Lovely Lady Line to make a comment, which I hope you will forgive me for, please, thank you.
If you could just realize that you are enjoying Crystal Light powdered drink instead of that unmentionable illegal drug, which has a very similar name, you might find that Chris feels better.
In addition, just to please my grandmother, who is one of your devoted fans, would you change the title of your #73 show to just "Unsubscribe." Because of your many, many adoring fans, you will want to retain the elegant atmosphere of your show. Perhaps changing the title would entice Martha Stewart and her friends to subscribe, and she might even feature you on her next show.
This is not one of your awful emails that you hate; it is just a plea for more of your classy broadcasting.
Sincerely,
A Glow-Girl in Florida
12:31 AM
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7:14 AM
I was so sad to hear that Chris likes FOX news :(
But Lady makes me happy and makes things all better again :)
7:16 AM
Well, since you (probably Chris) are so lazy that you won't publish the damned show notes for episode 74, I am posting this on the OLD episode.
Anyways, getting to my point. I hate Chris. I use to love him. I use to want him to come and rescue me away from this horrible place because I can't leave here since I'm 400 pounds overweight. BUT NO! NO MORE! I don't want him to do that. He's nothing but a homophobe and I want Lady Raptastic to start slapping him more.
I wish that guy that was on during the Chocolate Cake contest (can't remember his name) would have grabbed Chris up, bent him over and gave his little white ass a good beating and then, bent him over a table, pulled his pants down, slapped some generic Crisco on his behind and shoved his fist up Chris' little white ass until you hear a popping sound!
Lady Raptastic, I love you, but this Chris is just a jerk!
9:27 PM
^ Take yo meds ho. Chris is great plz.
8:32 AM
Fabulous Show! I will suck it, but I would never unsubscribe!!!!!!
7:22 PM
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