Tiki's New Year's Party

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(This post is an old one I found dated 1-2-07 on Lady's desktop. Hope you enjoy. -Chris)

So last night was the first night of the new year. As custom in our area, people throwed a second party that night. I went to a friend's house for a party, then left to go to another party at Tiki's house. Tiki asked why I was late and I told her I was at the other party. She got mad and asked me why I was going to two parties in one night. I explained to her the first party was throwed by my ex-manager, who I am trying to get in good with again. (He let me go after I did not show up for a gig. The gig was at a McDonalds. He neglected to tell me that before hand. I showed up at the address he gave me, saw it was a McDonalds and never went inside. I just left. How embarrassing.)

Tiki didn't care. She was mad at me. she got all up in my face, then started crying, then asked me to leave and finally...the final straw was she turned off the music and asked everyone ELSE to leave so she could kill me. Yes, she were drunk.

Everyone slowly filed out the room while Tiki loaded her gun. I sat on the snack table doing some nibbling before my execution. Tiki got her glock prepped and turned around to shoot me. Just then a tater tot got lodged in my throat. I coughed it out and it landed on her new leaopard print floor rug. He little dog ran right over and ate it. Tiki look at me. I look at tiki and we laughed. She put the gun down and told me she would not kill me after alll because I always make her laugh. We gave each other a big hug as the snow fell outside. I knew my friend and I would be friends forever and asked if I could shoot her dog. She said yes.

Happy New Year!

-LR