550? You hate us, please?
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I am very sad. Only 550 people have downloaded Episode 66 (Baboon) so far. Why? Is it stupid? Is it not funny? Why have not more people downloaded it? I saw the number today and almost fell out my gown, please. This is absurd and wrong...and racist. Why are our numbers for the show DECLINING, please? Have we done soemthing wrong? Am I no longer funny? Is Chris too white? Did the Chocolate Cake contest not entertain you?
Remember, hos. Episode 80, we die. So get these numbers up before we do. Please repost them bulletins we send on myspace. Please tell yo friends about the show. Get more people to subscribe before the lady not only lets the podcast die, but let's herself slip back into an emotional coma from which there is no escape.
-LR
PS: I love you, please.
11 Comments:
aaaaaaaaaaw, you know IIIII downloaded it, lady ;-) and i'm always spreading the word about your show. i'm sure those stupid numbers will go up in no time. love you much.
julien
7:17 PM
I downloaded it... You're back...how was the hospital??
7:57 PM
I am writing from the hospital. I am doing better. I hope ot be in full recovery for episode 61. If jesus is on mmy side.
9:59 PM
Lady! You're back.
Lady I have no idea why this is happening. :(
I recommended your show to all 2 of my friends and they both declined to listen... they are no longer my friends. They is stupid plz.
7:46 AM
How can this be happening? Lady I promote your show all the time, but my friends are apperantly too retarded to download a podcast. Hope you get better soon.
1:52 PM
Lady, I love you too. Please, just get better. The new supplemental is very sad.
4:56 PM
you are so strong lady, you WILL get better soon.
7:30 PM
I was spreading the word about your podcast to all of my cousins during the weekend. You should get some downloads from them.
Lady, I feel that when your show dies on episode 80, there will be a mass monkey suicide. Don't let that happen.
Matt
10:04 PM
I listened to it as soon as it came out. I love Lady Raptastic. I do not love Chris though. Your funniest episodes were Chris-free.
Get well - NOW.
You're a survivor.
You will not give up.
You will not stop.
You will work harder.
You thought we couldn't laugh without Chris.
We laugh harder!
1:12 PM
Brian I shall kill yo cat ho
Chris is sex.
4:06 PM
I downloaded it as soon as I could. Your fans are extreamly loyal. Even if the numbers are not where you would like them, the joy that you bring every week brightens their otherwise hopeless lives.
-I loves you Ho
Octavio
3:23 AM
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