Beyonce and hobblin'

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--I have a beef with Beyonce. I read That her and her daddy want the "Dreamgirl" movie re-redited because it make her look like a b**** and make Jennifer Hudson look like a star. I can't wait. Down with Beyonce and up with J-Hud!

--I hobbled a neigbor by mistake yesterday. She was coming into my apartment to drop off a key she had of mine. (She house-sat for me while I was in jail for a week a few months ago) She was on her way to work and didn't want to wake me. So she let herself in, put the keys onto the table...and I came up behind her (thinkin she was a burglar) and swung a lead pipe at the back of her knees. She is now crippled. I apologized at the hospital, but she just kept screaming at me. So I put a pillow over her face...you know...just to calm her down... Well, the nurse came in at thatexact moment and all hell broke lose. I got a talking-to from the doctor and I was taken to the in-hospital detention center, which is below the morgue and above the cafeteria. I had to stay there for 24 hours until I "calmed down." Hospitals is stupid.

-LR