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Chapstick
I stuck a tube of chaptstick up my nose by mistake this morning. I was answering the phone and applying the chapstick, then sneezed and WHOOP right up my nose went the chapstick. I felt so foolish. I blew as hard as a could out my nose, but the thing went further and further into my nasal cavity, down my throat. I ended up swallowing it and yes, it came out the other end. Chapstick expensive so I wash it off and use it again. Do not judge.

Janet needs it NOW!
"July 30, 2006 -- JANET Jackson confesses she enjoyed sex more than her lovers did - until she met Jermaine Dupri. "I feel like I finally met my match," she tells Essence magazine. "In relationships it was always the guy telling me, 'OK, hold on, wait a minute.' I'd ask my girlfriends, 'Aren't we supposed to be the ones who say, 'Wait, not tonight, I have a headache'? This happened through two [marriages] for me. I thought something's not right here. But with Jermaine I don't have to say anything; he knows I'm ready. Any time, any place."

Thanks for sharing Janet. I guess if you on a bus or in a parked car and you like "I need it," he supposed to put the cell phone down, unloop his belt and go rythm nation on yo a**? Please. Get yo act together nympho. (source, source)




-LR