Paris Hilton: fart in mitten

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Has yo a** seen this interview with Paris Hilton where the interviewer confronts her with comments left by people on their website? One of the comments says she is a "fart in a mitten." The interviewer says it to her face. And she doesn't even wince. A fart in a mitten? That sounds like a Xmas song.

My face was frost bitten
when you opened the door
like a fart in a mitten
I am your Christmas whore

I thought there was nothing more terrifying than watching Eddie Murphy in "The Haunted Mansion," but now he gone and done something even more blood curdling: he marrying a Spice Girl!

"Eddie Murphy and former Spice Girl Mel B are reportedly set to wed in September. The couple - who met at a party in Beverly Hills last month - have reportedly booked the plush Roosevelt Hotel, in Los Angeles, for their "dream wedding". Mel, 31, and Murphy - who is 14 years her senior - are reportedly planning to tie the knot in an intimate ceremony attended by just close family and friends."

I think that transvestite he got caught with awhile back as actually Scarry Spice before she got famous. He probably got her the record deal.

I found a new book for my life. It's called How not to Look Fat. I ordered one for me and one for my little neice. She is 9 years old and weighs three hundred pounds. I like what they have to say about hiding back fat. I got a corset...but it don't fit me no more.

-LR