Oprah speaks

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Oprah: "There isn't a definition in our culture for this kind of bond between women."

Lady Raptatstic: You mean the kind of bond where a tongue go in yo stuff, swirl all around like you inside a ice cream cone, and the tongue ain't da tongue of no man? Yes, there is a definition for that kind of bond. And it is not friendship or co-worker.

Oprah: "...So I get why people have to label it .."

Lady Raptatstic: When people start worryin about labels is when they gay. And where is Tom Cruise's baby? And why is Eddie Murphy suddenly marrying Scarry Spice? And why is Mariah touring in a bus? The world is a crazy place these days.

Oprah: "...How can you be this close without it being sexual?"

Lady Raptatstic: You tell us, Oprah. You tell us.

An open letter from Ms Raptastic:
I have been to the gay side once. This friend of mine got me drunk and when I woke up I was being touched by her daughter, a 23 year old high scool drop out with tatoos, piercings and a t-shirt that said "Your Mom Goes to Clown College." I was very tired so I let her get all over me and every which way. The point at which I had to leave was when I turned over on the bed. I felt all her saliva she left on me as it made contact with the sheets. I had to get up, wipe myself off with the dish rag by the bed, and get out of there.

Me and the daughter get ice cream cones every now and then. There is not a definition for the bond we have.

I am a lesbian and me and Oprah did it in a Wendy's parking lot to days ago with Gayle filming. Watch for the tape on youtube.

-LR