Neal Boortz in my junk

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Neal Boortz my boo
Oh my sweet lord. 300 people done visited my blog today, and it ain't even barely time for me to wake up. At what time do you readin ho's get up anyway? Shoot this ho do not arise until her body tell her to, or the alcohol wear off. Either way, 10:30am is my wake up time.

So back to the 300 people. Much love be goin out to Neal Boortz' Nealz Nuze for linkin to my old post about fair tax. Thank you for da love and now that I got you hos here, subscribe to my podcast.

I am hungry and my friend at McDonalds will hold me a Morning McRib in her purse for so long before she got to throw it away.

You ain't never had a Morning McRib?

It's a egg mcmuffin with bacon, ham and sausage, PLUS a McRib patty. The whole thing gets dunked in pancake syrup, then placed inside a Breakfast platter with pancakes and a hashbrown. I always buy an additional 2-4-1 hashbrown deal. They cheap, so eat them.

New shows: hold yo dang horses, ho
People be emailin me asking for more shows. I ain't done nothing in the past weeks or so but lay around, eat and watch maury reruns. I love Maury. He always make the guests think he on their side, but really he just trying to get them to be all weird for the audience. Shady. Plain shady. Anyways, I haven't taped any new shows because the thangs take so much out of me. That is a lie. I just be lazy. I will get to it. My bad, boos. (And that is boos as in multiple of boo. Not boos as in an audience booin people on da stage, or a slang word for alcohol. Booze is spelled booze, not boos, anyways, dumb ho.)

Ok I have got to go get my breakfast, then get tot he gym. I am now doing yoga. I love it. So sweaty and stanky but I can feel the inches melting away like stick of butter down my throat.

Okaaaaaaay!!?!

-LR