stuffed blood up my nose

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I shot a booger into a napkin at breakfast that looked like a rice cake. Hard and chewy but crispy at the same time. I put the napkin into my lap and went about my breakfast, but my friend Cherelle asked me what I "just did." I told her I was sick and she said "Well you need to not sit with us if you are sick. Go sit in the kitchen or something."

We was at Waffle House.

I said, "Cherelle, please. It was just a little booger." She got all crazy, throwing her fork down, asking to be let out of the booth by my other friend Tay, and walking around outside talking on her cell phone. I sat there and ate my waffle with the booger securely fastened to the inside of my napkin on my lap.

She walked back in and said, "I just called the cops. I told them a giant woman was harrassing me and they said they'd be right over." I hopped over the booth, over my friend Asia, and walked down the street to the bus stop. 30 minutes passed before a bus came. i did not know where it was going, but I got on anyways. I was tired and fell asleep.

I ended up in Wisconsin.

More to come.

-LR