Never babysit again

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I have been alone all day and it has been quite wonderful. I have slept for three hours and before that me and a little baby I was watching played with blocks. While I slept I put the baby in a pen with it's toys. It never woke me up. That was so nice.

The Mother, however, was another story. She came to pick up the baby and she told me she did not have the money she owed me for watching the baby all day. I put the baby in the oven and locked it, told the mother she better get the money or I was gonna eat her baby. She pulled a knife on me, cut a knick out my left cheek, got her baby out the oven (she cut the lock with her knife) and left my apartment. I screamed down the stairs at her to bring me my money and she screamed back that she wouldn't.

I chased her down the stairs and out into the night air where there was, for some reason, no street lights on. It was pitch black. I looked around and then felt a hard object hit my face: it was a brick. I saw her run with the baby towards the bus stop. I looked around for my neighbor's skateboard (he always keep it up under the stairs) and found it. I wheeled my way closer and closer to her. Then I heard her yell "Abigail, now!" and as soon as she said that a 6 foot tall homeless woman come out of nowhere and body slammed me to the ground. I heard her breathing heavy above me like she was a sea monster about to devour me. I took the skateboard and wack her inthe mouth. She didn't budge. I kicked her between her legs: nothing. Finally, I said "They giving away free chips at the store!" She took off like a ravenous dog after a piece of dead leper homeless woman fall off right in front of it.

I seen the mamma still runnin in the dark. I let her go and went back inside. I am now tired and a little bruised. i think my hip bone might need replacing.

-LR