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Many people have listened to show 47. I am very proud. It's been available 2 days and already you hos is all up in my stuff. Spread da word and tell yo white friends about my show because I want to keep this show up and running.

I had my toes sucked on last night by a man named Tony. he a white 57 year old retired man with a dead wife and a large one bedroom apartment. He had me over for ice cream and toe sucking. I laid back and he went to town. After 20 minutes, the stuff beneath my nails ws cleaned out and my cuticles was done very well. Also, the surface of the bottom of my feet is remarkably smoother. I recommend a good toe and foot sucking from Tony if you know him.

Criffer (one of my mypsace friends) did a survey that is funny. If he is your friend, you need to read it. If not, you lose and you do not get to hear about his nasty thoughts. Criffer- make love to me.

I had a penny in my hand when I was walking to the store and dropped it. it rolled into the sewer. I was so mad I picked up a potted plant on a stoop and threw it at the wall. The lady who owned the plant came out and gave me a tongue lashing (not a toe sucking). I felt bad so I told her I'd go and buy her a new one. She did not believe me, so I took her with me to a local floral shop. We looked for another plant like hers and I bought it. She carried it out of the store and refused to walk back to her house with me, but rather walked a foot in front of me, with her nose in the air. I asked her to walk with me and she refused, saying I was crazy.

I picked up an empty box and swung it at her lower back. She fell down onto her knees and dropped the plant. I grabbed it and ran to my house, up the stairs and locke dthe dooor to my apartment. She came about five minutes later banging on the door. I shot my gun once into the ceiling, trying to scare her. Pieces of ceiling fell into my eyes and I was blinded. She slammed through the door and I could not see her. She grabbed the plant just as it fell from my hands and scooted out the door. I was blinded and went to the kitchen to wash my eyes. The water was not working so I was still blinded. I grabbed a bag of Fritos, sat down on the couch and watched, no, listnened to Gilmore Girls.

-LR