Pez is Stupid

I am sitting here playing a game called thumbs. I just made it up. Thumbs is played by putting your thumbs together and pushing so hard till one of them breaks. I go all the way until one almost feel like it's going to break, and then I stop. You can play this game with any body part that you have two of.

Today I got up and took a shower with all my clothes on. That woke me up out of my coman. It was not a real coman, of course. Otherwise I would be layin down half dead with my mouth open and drool coming out. But it felt like what a coman would feel like if I were in a coman.

Pez is stupid. A little girl offered me one and I had to stand there waiting while she dug her nasty snotty fingers into the package to get this little tooth-sized candy out. She hand it at me and I threw it back at her. Please... I am dieting and do not need to be eating your sin. Then I smacked her on the face and walked to the corner store for a snickers bar and a coke zero. (pic stoled from them)

I love you.

-LR