Buzzilion and the Dog

Ya'll, my life is once again in shambles with a perponderance of guilt resting up on my shoulders. As you know, I have been cat-sitting my friends cat, Buzzilion. You may also know that I frequently kill the cats of people whom I dislike. Its my signature threat. Well, I didn't kill the cat this time. This morning when I woke up, Buzzilion was just staring at me on the edge of the bed, as if to say, "Please, take me outside so I can expluturate my bowels (Buzzilion does not have a litter box, she poops in the yard)".

When I open the door to let her out a stray dog jumped out from the bushes and scared the cat up a tree (I could have sworn the dog was screaming like a human the whole time). I thought for sure that the dog would just go away and that Buzzilion would eventually come down... but no. The dog jumped up on the base of the tree as if humping, and began shimmying up the tree. Once he reached buzzilion, he ate her. The stray dog shimmied back down the tree and pranced by me smiling jovially. I was utterly shocked and began screaming. Before the dog left my sight, he turned his head and did one of those sexy tongue flicks at me. I was so weirded out that I screamed and ran back into the house where I have been ever since.

During this whole sequence of events, I managed to snap this picture with my camera phone. If you find this dog, please bring him to me so I can get Buzzilion back...

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