American Idol

Oh my God, my baby has been voted off American Idol! What is America going to do without the sweet heart song melodies of the goat-like Kevin Covais? At least Harry Potter have a stand-in now. Yes, I do realize this is old news as most recently, Bucky Covington from North Carolina has been removed from the show. I am sorry, but if you are from North Carolina, and you name yo son Bucky, you need to be taken out to a field to be eaten alive by buffalo.

And for miss I-got-publically-pooed-on-for-makin-love-to-a-contestant Paula Abdul... If I hear the words, "America loves you," one more time, I am going to jump through the television and strangle her with my long black wig. Please, you do not speak for America. If you did, maybe you would still have a decent music career. She's alright on Idol though, as long as Randy is there to balance.

I do not know if you are one of the 25 million people watching this American Idol show, but if you is, please... stop. This competition has birthed a viewing audience of obsessed, engrossed, and bedeviled human beings who cannot peel away from Idol news and updates. And yes, I am one of them. Do not judge!!!!

-LR

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