Who Hoodia?

Y'all I got this email sent to me about a weight loss supplement called "Hoodia 920." You ever heard of this? Apparently it's a magic drug that melts away the pounds. Just look at these testamonials that was in the email:

"I was originally amazed that the first two pills I took of Hoodia 920+, almost immediately took my cravings away. Now 4 weeks later, 3 belt holes later, I have become an advocate for this awesomely powerful, natural supplement!"

-Amelia B., San Diego

Wow this person sound so sincere and real and EXCITED about Hoodia, don't they? And three belt holes...that sounds dirty okaaay!!?? And, that's gonna be the name of my first album, "Awesomely Powerful Natural Supplement." And is Amelia B really Amelia Bedelia, the beloved classic children's character? If you do not recall, Amelia Bedelia, or now going as "Amelia B," was a maid in a huge house who found new and challenging ways to clean. For some reason, the book only appeared in black elementary schools. I know this because NONE of my white friends (and I have four thank you) heard of it. Was they trying to get black children interested in house cleaning at a young age? Was Amelia Bedelia some undercover governenment operation set up to use Amelia B as a pied piper to lure black children to the cleaning profession? Maybe. More to come as I research this new finding.

"I tried Hoodia 920+ after visiting your website, and I lost a few pounds without doing anything else. I was so amazed I decided to start exercising and getting outside more and I even starting eating better. Now I don't even look like the same man. Friends I haven't seen for more than a year don't even recognize me. The change is that dramatic! Thank you …. Hoodia 920+ really works!"

Mike Brown, Las Vegas

Mike Brown. That name just sounds fake. Like Tom Jones or Juice Newton. I wonder if Thandie Newton is her daughter. If I were Juice I'd name my daughter "Fig," like the cookie. That would make people giggle. And I love to see people laugh. it's the ultimate expression of jubilations coming from inside exploding forth like a face volcano. I like that out of nowhere, Mike decided to start exercising. He just lost a few pounds and said "Hmmm...that exerices bike looks mighty tempting!" Please. Mike, you a fake ho.

Please, if any of you know about this "Hoodia" diet drug, let LR know. I want to make fun of it some more. Hoodia. Please.

-LR
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