My New Podcast Show

Ya'll something be up with my blog in explorer. If you can't see this page correct, its because somethin be faulty up in my system. Somethin also be faulty up in my bodily system too girl! Ive been on the toilet since 2am! I woke up sweatin and shivering, went on the toilet, and have not left! Its almost 5pm and Im still sittin here waitin for this torment to end. Lukily I have my laptop and the sink be within leaning distance so I can drink girl. A woman needs to replenish lost fluids, OKAAAAAAY! Im feeling much better though so Im going to be gettin up soon.

Dis be a major announcement from da Lady Raptastic news desk: The lady will be releasing a new podcast in the next couple days. I have hired me a new producer and cohost. His name be Chris and he is completely white. He also a Bastardcast fan, but he cheap so I hired him. Dis show will be unlike any of my past shows but ya'll will have to be tuning up in here to find out how. Spread da love of da lady and tell all yo friends to check back in on Tuesday for dis ONE HOUR podcast event! Lady Raptastic sends her love to all the peoples of the world!