Horse Drownings and the Lady

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Tha above "art" is featured in this post on the "Horse Dorwnings" podcast blog. I had to share it with you because, well, it is absolutely incredible. Please listen as I share with you the rambunctionsness that has been partaking over at the Horse Dorwnings blog about I, the Lady. I will include the original blog posts and then my comments below them.

March 5th, 2006 briz says:
I feel my life getting sucked out of me listening to her show.. I’m scared to think how this movie will be..a fat retarded b**** you can’t kill!!!...Help me.

Let me tell you something. If I was a vampire I would take Briz by the neck bone and swing him around my vampire head like a jump rope and let his a** crash into a wall or a metal lamp. Please. he need to step. Next!

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March 5th, 2006 Justin of the BastardCast says:
Is that Lady Rapastic? I cant stop laughing
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Below you will find my very goood reply to all of this nonsense:

March 16th, 2006 Lady Raptastic of the Bastardcast Says:
Let me tell you something mister art with my photos all over yo blog. I do not have time for this nonsense. I want you to take all this mess down right now. I am not Keenan and I am not Draculas. Please. This is pure evil. I have been skinned alive, bar-b-qued, spit fired and roasted enough by those hos over at Bastardcast. I do not need it from yo a** as well. And I saw that comment you left on my blog: “Quit being retarded about things and get back to work.” Only one being retarded is you. I got problems, crisises and things of a very sad nature to deal with. I feel as though you pay these things no reguard. Well, that is yo choice, but please remember that you do not know what I am going through. I try to communicate it on my blog but it seem like it’s too much to get through yo thick a** head.

So quit the hatin and start the celebratin…I got me a new show up, ho! It’s called “Show 41″ and it’s a good one. I share all about my time in the airline industry. And it’s short…unlike the bastardcast who like to ramble on and on about nothin. They need to maybe get a hobby like working out or social skills and ettiquette and learn something rather than wastin they time with podcasting.

Subscribe to the lady and love her, ho!

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March 17th, 2006 briz Says:
Lady Rap, You are a crybaby. All you see is someone pokin fun at your retarded image. If you would take half a second and think…..this is free advertising for your crappy show!!! Because of these funny a** pictures of you I am now a listener of the train wreck you call a show!

Thank you baby. Keep on listening to my...trainwreck. I appreciate new listeners.

Now you are putting your self in a place to be made fun of..Get over it!! If you can handle a few people laughing at you instead of with you then you should quit podcasting and quit trying to be a rapper or whatever the (heck) you do, because the is just going to be more people to poke fun at your fat a**!!

I can feel the love coming from you. I really can.

L-Rappy you suck now get over it or quit!! But if you quit then you the f***ing retard everybody thinks you are!!

Ain't nobody quitting up in this podcast. I may be down, but I am never out. Please. The lady will be here. She just trip and fall and spill herself now and then. But, like when you spill the contents of yo purse in a crowded bar and people be steppin on yo eyeshadows and hair brushes and gum, you get down on all your knees, pick your stuff back up and keep on dancing. And that is what I plan to do. Pick up mu junk and keep trainwrecking forward. Hello!?

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March 17th, 2006 Justin of Lady Raptastic of the B******Cast Says:
Lady, why the (heck) would you censor the word a**? A** is like the best f***ing word ever.

I happen to be able to think of several words that are much better than a**. How about jabberjaw, liplock, huggy, squid and my personal favorite, pandemic. I love that word pandemic. It sounds so medical.

And Lady, i have a BUNCH of people that are now listening to your show because of the fun we had. It was all in fun and you shouldnt hang it up on our account. Grow some balls and get to recording Lady, my iTunes list is empty.

Well, at least something good come out of all that evil and debaucheriousness. Though I doubt yo audience be on the same page and wavelength as the Lady. But you never know I guess. And yo itunes list should not be empty. I have a new podcast. you need to go to it and subscribe, ho. Subscribe in Itunes.

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March 18th, 2006 briz says:
Justin what the (turd) are you saying? I bet under some of those layers of lard Craptastic has some nads! They may be sufficated but I bet she has a couple of raisenettes and an adam’s apple. Damn it lady pooptastic I’m tired of you wining like a little (female dog) so suck it up eat an oreo and f***in start micing some shee-ot!!!

Ok, Briz. I will mic some "shee-ot" as soon as I get some coffee in me. You'll see. I will come back. As Beyonce say "I'm a Survivor."

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