Why Janet is fat: movie
The New York Times did a article on Jermaine Dupri and he shares with the world why Janet is fat: a movie role.
"He dismissed talk of Ms. Jackson's recent weight gain, which has been gleefully chronicled in the gossip magazines. "She gained that weight for an indie role," he said. When pushed for more details about that role, he said that she was supposed to play a mother in the Deep South in a film that fell through."
A who? She destroyed her body for a indie movie? A who!!?? This is the most pathetic attempt at lying since my friend M'shon dumped his girlfriend because "She too good for me," when really, he just wanted to be single again. All my friends knew this, and the poor girl got kicked to the curb. She's now serving time for writing bad checks at Sam's Grocery 12 times. But back to Janet- this is a lie. a downright lie. He does not mention the movie, the title, nothing. Why would anyone want to make Janet fat to play someone's mama? Please. I am not buying this, Mister Dupri.
But there's more...
Jermaine goes on to discuss her new album that he is producing. Ooh, it's gettin good girl.
"Now that he has resurrected Ms. Carey's career, Mr. Dupri is focused on bringing Ms. Jackson back to prominence. For months he has been holed up in the studio with her and her longtime producers, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. The resulting album, scheduled to hit stores this summer, will be reminiscent of "Control"-era Janet, he said, during a quick tour of his mansion in this city's Buckhead district, where he lives with three bulldogs, a parakeet, a flock of peacocks and a butler. "Her album is going to be called '20 Years Old,' because that's how old she feels, and that's how long it's been since she put out 'Control.' "
I cannot wait to see how this album turns out. 20 years ago she was cute. Now she fat. I don't know why she would name a album that drew attention to this fact. But, only time will tell if she can pull this comeback off. I say she will. I think madonna need to come to her rescue, like she did for Britney, introducing her to kabalalalah and all that mess. As you know, it didn't help. But, at least she tried.
(Thanks to Trent and the Tymes)




7 Comments:
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10:26 AM
Why you always hatin' on Janet?
1:19 PM
Jermaine is the salt in Janet's kool-aid. Absolutely derailed her. But at least she isn't crazy. Well, not michael and toy crazy-- maybe just Rebbie crazy.
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