Pink ain't stupid, girl.

Have you seen the video for "Stupid Girls" by Pink? Oh sweet dead fat eloquent Luther the video is so funny. She crazy. She like the female Eminem, commenting on famous people. I love it. And she let her hair grow out which is nice. She look good with it a bit longer. Unless that was a weave.

I almost scrapped at Macys
I was in a department store ready to check out, so I stroded up to the counter to pay for my purchase, a lovely lingerie top with green roses sewn on the front in the shape of a Leprechaun. I bought it for March. This girl behind said counter was eatin potato chips. And not Pringles. The greasy kind. She put one more potato chip inside of her mouth and then went to pick up my lingerie top. I swiped it before she could pick it up. I said "Are you crazy, ho? You gonna pick up this top with yo greasy fingers?" She look at me and said.

"Hold on." She picked the bag of potato chips back up, put three potato chips inside her mouth, put the bag down and said, "Yes."

Girl, I almost lost it. I asked her how could she be so nasty. She said how could I call her nasty when I walk up in her store wearing house slippers. I said what I wear ain't none of her business and her behavior was unprofessional and rude. She said my shoes was unprofessional and rude.

Now, I have had experiences with raising a rouse up in the department store before. Not this particular one, but others. Several others. And I know camera are all over the place. As soon as you pull a shiv from yo leg strap and got it on the person's neck, they runnin at you like a security bullet train stright from Japan. So, I calmly said the Lord's prayer to myself, took three steps back and walked away, knocking over five piles of folded polo shirts onto the floor along the way. Okkaaay!!??

Do not trifle with the Lady. I will knock yo shirts down, ho.

(Photo credit goes to dis talented person)

-LR

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