Myspace messages

I have to share three myspace messages I got today. The first one is from a cute boy from Japan. He invited me to Japan to do some licking...

"Lady Raptasic, I just love your blog and podcasts. I am not really a fan of rap music, but I am a fan of yours. Maybe some day you can come to Japan and we can take turns licking chocolate sauce off each other! Your friend "Gaijin Yakuza""

First of all, I understand your distaste for rap music. It's ok. It's takes a world to make a village that raises a child, as Hillary Clinton put it so many generations ago. Perhaps after becoming a fan of da Lady, I might become your gateway to the fabulous world of rap. Like I always say, "Keep yo mouth and yo option open." Let me give you two names to begin with: J.J.Fad and Lil Kim. These two suggestions could lead you on da path to further rap enlightenment.

Second of all, I peeped yo pics on myspace and there are some crazy ones, boo. Love them. My favorite one is of yo cousin. I want to meet Hiraki cuz he look crazy. I used to have a hairstyle like that back in middle school. People called me Pom, cuz of it. Pom being the shortened version of "pom pom."

Third of all, the invitation to "take turns licking chocolate sauce off each other" will be accepted. I am all about the choclate licking. However, I must include an addendum to this lick agreeement. Criffer must be included. Have you seen his picture in the comments on my myspace profile? The boy love his chocolate okaaaay!!??



My next note came from a nice cute boy named Josh:

"hey Lady i just wanted to let you know that i couldn't survive a day without your podcast. it lifts me up when i'm feeling down...my friends and i called your lovely lady line so i hope to hear myself in one of your upcoming podcasts...can't wait for your next podcast. <3"

Josh- Thank you boo! I am glad I lift you up. I could probably lift yo up, spin you around above my head and toss you into a queen sized bed as well, but we'll save that for anotha moment. I have not checked my lady line today so I have to go have a listen.



My final note come from a sexy sista (in spirit) named Lori:

"hey there... i found one of your blogs while i was googling something else...... you made me laugh so hard i had tears in my eyes!!! it was the whole 'myspace quiz' thing.... stolen doritos, breakfast foods.... even an evil pet bird! you crack me up!! "

Thank you Lori. I appreciate yo kind words. For some reason, Doritos are a common theme up in my lives. Evil birds is not. I am glad I crack you up. Please keep laughing until yo sides split and you have to get a surgery for it.


Ok, that's it. I just wanted to share some love I got recently from some fans. If you want to contact me, see below. Bye hos!

-Lady Raptastic

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