Michaelle Kwan breaks her groin

Michelle Kwan, a very pretty girl, broke her groin in Turnin, the place where the Olympics is at. She said she cannot skate cuz she did something to her groin. What did she do to her groin, you ask? I will tell you. Michelle Kwan went out for drinks with friends Mandy Moore, Bronson Pinchot and Taylor Dayne, the evening before her early morning rehearsal. Well, things got out of hand when Mandy dared Michelle to smack the butt of a hot waiter. Michelle, drunk and stumbling, wobbled over to the man, smacked his but and immediately started to laugh. The guy did not think it was funny and asked her to leave. She said no and did it again. The music in the bar stopped and all heads turned to Michelle and the hot waiter. She looked around and was completely embarassed. She took a step in the direction of her friends, slipped on an ice cube on the floor and did an unexpected split, which ripped her groin like a banana peel from the banana. Say a prayer for Michele and her groin.

Y'all remember when I was asking everyone to go listen to Podcast 19 "Baby Stare?" At the time, it had only been listened to 172 times at that point. Well somehow, it has now been download 1,791 times!! That might be because in itunes the song got sent out by mistake a few extra times because of the way this dang blog is hooked up. My producer explained it all to me but I stoped listening about 10 seconds in.

-LR

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