Michael Jackson Returns

Michael Jackson finally comes back to the US...and into the open arms of the ones who love him. (see photo at yo left please)

Y'all listen at that recording of Whitney at the Olympics I posted a few days ago? I listened to it several times since and I have to say- I feel really sad for her. Just goes to show just cuz you got money and fame and a ugly skank husband, you can still be a drug addict. Their daughter is probably on crack right now. And as a special gift, here is a quick clip of her singingI Will Always Love You at that same event. (Source)

And speaking of female celebrities, I have gotten taken to the curb for dissin Janet. Y'all is right. It ain't right to hate on fat janet. She the same Janet we know and love before, just now with more to love. So, I officially end the Janet hatin right here and now. So now, here is an open letter to fat Janet:

I am sorry I called you fat
There will be no more of that.
You still sweet like you always was
Even when you on yo sugar buzz.

I won't slander your good name.
I admire your looks and fame.
You still got the looks and eyes
Just please loose them big old thighs.

I love you Janet (but not in a lesbian way)

-LR