A new look for the Lady

Hey y'all dis da lady. Check out da new look! Okaaaay!!! I love it. It's very easy now for people to subscribe and all that mess. The "All Shows" page ain't got nothing yet. My producer gotta work on that.

That lady who's baby I got in a fight over called me after podcast #19 aired. She was very mad. She told me it was none of anyone's business but her's, mine and her baby's. And her husband's. See, I disagree. I feel like if you got a good story, you should share it. And I did not use their names now did I? I think that was a classy move on my part. I am full of classy moves.

I got a person who wants to be my sister:

"Dear Lady Raptastic,

I really want to be your sister!
How can I do this?

Yours,
produzentin"

I told her my Momma would adopt her. She lives in Toronto. Here is the message I got back:

"Sounds fantastic! Please let your mama know that a new child is on her doorstep!
I will call soon..."

She think I am kidding but my momma will adopt her. She is lonelt right now. She lost her job and is at home watching tv all day. She'd loveto have someone to boss around and make go to the store for her. She better call cuz I got to put out a new Lovely Lady Line podcast soon and I want this ho on it. She sound crazy. He blog is pretty cute too. I listened to the new Kelis song "Bossy" from a link on her blog. Some of her blog is in German, so grab inga and head on over for a read.


I also got dis message:

"Lady raptastic will you marry me?"

The answer is yes if you will do the following:

1. pay my legal bills

2. pay the $200 I still owe my friend (the one who ones the car I burned a hole in the seat through while having a lit candle burning while I drive)

3. take me to Shoneys tomorrow. They got the seafood buffet and boy it will be ON?!

4. Call that boy at Judge Judy and yell at him for me. I am not done with him.

Love,

LR


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