White Boy Lady Lumps

You love the Lovely Lady Lump song right? You got to hear the white boy version and the Actual Camel Hump version!! They so crazy!

Speakin of dis song, I would like to expel a few points to you alls. Now some people be sayin dis song is stupid. The lyrics is bad, the "humps" are vulgar and the "lumps" might mean somethin sad. To them I have this to say: shut the #@! up and take the brick out yo shoot and have fun. Dang.

So here's where I stand with that ho who still want to sue me. I told her I want to take the case to Judge Judy. She of course said no but I pushed until she said she'd think about it. Okaaaayy!! I am gonna be on that tv!!!

My friend showed me a show I ain't neevr seen before: Desperate Housewives. You want to talk about drama, girl, they got me beat. Them hos be sleepin with ex husbands and cheatin and keepin people locked up in basements. (How come the only black family up on da block got some crazy secret murderin sibling up in a basement? Why can't they be normal like Miss Bree and her gay boyfriend? And let me tell you something: the minute that son take his shirt off, the one with the crazy guy in the basement, I am going to have to be callin 911 cuz I will be dry humpin that tv till the insides of my thighs feel like sandpaper. Okaayyyy!!!

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