Mead N Ale N Lady

Oh my gawd! My friend Tinky 2000 showed me a podcast that got me up on they list of podcast they listen to! Okaaay!! I gotta show some love to my fellow podcastas so here they be: Mead n Ale podcast. Now, these children be all crazy screamin and yellin and carryin on so much I wonder if they got parents. If they do, I bet they parents ain't know what they kids is up to.

One time when I was little I set a chair on fire in the backyard when my Momma wasn't at home. Mrs Eldridge had just let her pet cockatoo, Precious, out of it's cage in her backyard. That bird was climbin around all over Mrs Eldridge's shoulder when the fumes from the burnin furniture got over to her yard. Mrs Eldridge start yellin at me to put the fire out and to call the police, but I was a wild one and let it burn. It got as high as me, flames all whippin around into the sky. Well somethin snapped in that bird and he flew straight into the flame. I grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed the fire and the bird. Mrs. Eldridge and all her 300 pounds climbed over the fence and rushed to the pile of white goop and hot wood, digging for her bird. When she found it, she gave it mouth to beak and it came back to life. She was so happy she forgot about me and walked back to her house (around the fence this time, not over it.) Just then my Daddy came home, seen me and the pile of mess I made and just shook his head. I blamed it on a neighborhood kid down the street. He got two years in juvie for it.

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