Celebrity Slummin

Before I share with you another chapter in my exhausting life, I want to start on a happy note and scrape some dirt up about celebrities.

Oh Lord. Bobby Brown's tv show be comin back for a Xmas special. I will be there watchin with bells hangin off my shoulders. (Link from trent)

Oh my god have you seen Jody Watley? She got some surgery done and she do not look good. But who knows- maybe after all that cuts and bruises and all that nastiness heal, she may turn out pretty. Click on the photo and get a huge version of da pic. God. (Link from trent)

And check Aretha. Now let me tell you somethin. When someone get that big, that huge, you gotta point the finger not only at her but at those people around her. Someone is tellin her "Yes, Aretha, another helpin of Lard Creme Pie is an excellent idea." She need to shake it off, emancipate her a** from the people she be hangin with and go knock on Oprah's door and demand an A-ha moment. Maybe two. And stop wearin strapless ballgowns when yo shoulders is as big as a Chevy Tahoe. (Link from trent)

If you can't tell, I go to tren't blog for lots of my gossip. It's the true bomb. He get all dis juicy gushy news you can't find nowheres else. I bow down to him. All hail da trent!

OK, now to me. My lawsuit is goin through. I have to go to court soon to prove I cannot afford the money she wants from me and show all this paperwork, bills and statements and stuff. I got it all gathered yesterday and went to Kinkos to make copies of it all. I carried the papers in a plastic grocery bag inside a duffel bag cuz it was rainin. At the Kinkos I ask the worker for help. We shall call him "Teddy," as that were his name. Teddy told me to put all the papers, staples and all into a tray and press the copy button. I did as I were told and a couple seconds later I was screamin and tearin at the machine because somehow I did not hit "copy," I hit "shred." Girl, I was cryin. I slid down the side of the machine and just let it all out, holdin the shreds of all my documents in my hands. I had no idea what to do. No where to go. And then these two shoes attached to legs attached to hips attached to Teddy appeared before my eyes. He told me I had to be quiet or leave. I was in shock because when I saw him, i assumed he was there to help me. But no, he wanted me to LEAVE. Girl them tears stop, I got the power to stand up, shreds fallin all over the floor. I stood in his face and told him to step before I shred his a**. You know what he say? He say he callin the cops. I said "Bring it!"

Girl I had to run and quickly as he told me he had already pushed the panic button under the counter back behind him. I ran down the street no knowin what to do. I grab me two cheeseburgers and a small chocolate shake at McDonalds and think. I never came up with a plan, but I have to and soon the meeting is coming.

Okay, enough with my dramas. I got a mid-mornin poker game to get to. Then I gotta go get my second load of laundry out and pay some bills.

Bye baby!