Someone Married Xtina

So Miss Nasty if you're nasty, Xtina Aquilamaharaa, is getting married this weekend. Her dress be made by Christian Lacroix. Who dat? Sounds like he spiritual at any rate. But check this- her bridesmaids' dresses be made by the wife of Stevie Wonder. I hope she ain't blind too. If Xtina axed me to be up in her wedding and I knew his wife be sewin my stuff, I be makin Xtina show me her design before I say yes. She might not be good. You never know.

Thank you New York Post!

I was up in the wedding of my cousin Trenananan (yes that her real name). She had this lovely white gown with puffy cleeves and a low-cut top. She look like an angel with a weave. She had us up in these mini skirt jean dresses with yarn bikinis and thigh high hoochie boots. She were a stripper so I understood. She wanted to look classy and have everyone else look trashy. She ain't never had that feelin before. But still- I felted uncomfortable. During the service my boot heel crack off. I fell onto the nasty girl beside me, MreLwanDra. She push me off her and I fall backward into a planter full of fake flowers and pebbles. I stood up and me and that ho got into it. The wedding done stop, I got asked to leave and my entire outfit had ripped off. I was standing there butt naked right in the front of the wedding. I pick up some yarn that hadn't ripped, put it over myself and walked like a lady out of the building and down the street. Naked. People try to say stuff by I just warn I am packin. Didn't make no sense since I were naked, but people back off anyway.