Podcast: Lovely Lady Line

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Long story short I kicked the nurse out my house. She freak out that day I beat with her so she left. I am so happy. Halleluyaaaaah! She left a mess though. Full bag of trash in her room and some dirty laundry under her bed. She wouldn't tell me where she was going. I tole her to go to Canada and be a lesbian up there cuz nobody want her here. I show her picture to a lesbian friend of mine, Ann, and she say she so ugly she would never get none in this city. I feel bad for her but shoot, she crazy.

Anyways, I have bigger things to worry about- Tre-nyce wuz right- dogs do love they antifreeze. I gave some to a dog in the park. She be lappin it up..until her owner come up and yell at me. I tole her I was experimenting and to get away from me. She yell at me up and down so loud it scared me. I drop the can. She pick it up, open the cap and start dumpin it all over me. Girl I was burnin. We was right by the park pool so I wheel up to the locker room and jump in they shower. It was a crazy day.

I have spent the rest of my time tryin to walk. I am doin good. I can take one step so far. Each day when Oprah come on I take the strengths I get from her and her guests and work hard to stand up. One step. And next will be two! Pray for me y'all!

I got a letter in the mail from that lady who hit me. She is still suin me. I have to appear in court. I cannot wait to appear in court and it was HER who hit ME so how in the name of anything can she sue me? Her lawyer (who wrote the letter) say I caused severe physical damage, so severe it warranted her buyin a new car. Well, um...what about my legs? I cant go buy new legs! But I wn't need any. I will walk soon. Just you wait.

I have a new Xmas song comin out real soon. It's real nasty. I wrote it along with my friend DJ Poodle. Watch out for it cuz when it come out i will light up the sky like a burnin star.

I love you!

Lady Raptastic