Penney had a baby

I am fine with her havin that baby. I am fine that she married then annuled a marriage with James drug lord Debarge. What I cannot forgive her for is that she let Rebbie raise her. Rebbie?! Centipede?! Well, I guess when your only other alternative be Latoya, Rebbie be lookin good.

I found this comment on some random blog:

"If you just think back to when Fame was on TV, you'll remember when Janet got really chubby, and they started hiding her belly behind some big notebook she was carrying, or she was always behind a desk or table"

I remember that mess. She were always behind somethin. One time she be walkin down a hallway behind two overweight twins in marchin band hats wearing capes. Another time she was in the cafeteria and a giant cornucopia (it was Thanksgiving) be up in front of her on a table. Then as she walk out from it, them two twins was back in front of her, this time in giant turkey costumes. I was like "Who?"


She most lovely, she a good actress and she be a sistah to boot...but Hallie Berry revealed to planet earths via her slaps that she got six toe up on her foot!?!! She got more toe than a Lindsay Lohan bikini. She got more toe than AAA Towin. Ooh y'all I am on a rolls! (I wish I wuz up in one though OKAAAAAYYYY!!)





Ashford and Simpson got competition now! Check out these fools: Carlos Alomar with recording artist/chapter member Lea-Lorien (why ain't we neevr heard of her?) and Fonzi Thornton (Fonzi!?) be turnin out some ooogly clothing choices in a photo I found up on the Grammy website. They look like heads on top of a a pile of fabric in the bargain bin at KMarts. This photo be makin my eyes hurt. I need a tranqelizers.



Mariah be bein honered Dec 7 at the "The Recording Academy Honors" at Gotham Hall, NYC, Cocktail reception 6:30 p.m. Mariah? Cocktails? You know she be there. I remember back in the day when she just be gettin divorced. She was all prim and proper. Now she be stretch out in the VIP downin' Courvoisier wearin a tube-top lickin salt off the legs of NBA starters OOKKKAAAAAYYYYY!!!?? Oh and buy her new double Xmas cd y'all- it got dis claymation video that look cute (props to Mariah Daily)