My Late Post - Thursday Night

Ya'll, I am so sorry for not postin much today. I have been a complete mess! They gots to feed me with a tube into my stomach and the worse part is that I cant taste a thing. The doctors be tellin me I cant eat real food cuz my body aint right, so I had my Aunt Miquinte' sneak me in some KFC. Grrrl, I gobbled dat up so fast I be seein the bottom of the bucket in like 10 seconds! I didnt realize it wuz all goins into my lungs. All these alarms be goin off and my eyes be rollin back in my head. Last thing I remember before goin into cardiac arrest was seein my Auntie jumpin out da window, like she werent involved! And we be on the third floor! I hope she all right.

I'm okay now. They say I had a flat line for a couple seconds, but after they jolt me and pump out my lungs, I'm fine. I need some upliften ya'll. I am lookin forward to my second meetin with my life coach tomorrow. He be comin at around 2, so I gots to be ready. What am I talkin about, like I'm goin to be doin anything! Maybe I'll let you meet my new friend peter. He a riot. They took off his bandages today and he be looking all scary like a monster. He dont even have a nose ya'll! They gots to train him to talk right, cuz he be all talkin foreign and stuff. It cute though. He mostly keep to himself on his laptop (thats what I be using to write my posts by the way... he a very generous man). Thank you all for your outpourin of support! I still need prayers cuz the doctor say he aint sure if the paralisees is permanent. Love ya'll.

PS. Stay tuned because I should have a new podcast up tomorrow (Friday). Hopefully I wont be so emotional as a couple days ago.