My Arms is Tingling!

Ohhhh ya'll! Today I woke up and my arms feel all numb like when you sleep on them wrong. They felt like ants be walkin up all over me. That happened to me once at a picnic. I ate a pie and fell asleeps on the grass with some pie still on my face. And my dress. And my legs. I woke up and ants be up all over my bodies. I had to remove my clothing and jump into a public fountain.

So I call the doctor in by pushing my mouth button, and he tells me that it might mean my feelings is coming back in my body. I was so excited, I think it caused me to release my bladders. I dont really know cuz I can only feel my head. That nurse had this plain nasty ugly look on her face when she be changin my diaper. There is no need for that y'all. If it happens, it happens. It's her job to deal with it. I tole her I dont care if they be roaches crawlin out or Lionel from the Jeffersons churnin butter up in there- she better wipe that look off her face before I give her somethin else to wipe off. Okaaaaaayyy! If you gots to change a grown womans dirty diaper, at lease do it with a smile!

Speaking of, my mama came to visit me today. I was so happy to see her since she been in the hospital herself since last week. She just got out and hopefully I will be out of here soon too.

Peter keeps telling me how good the website look that he be makin for me. I cant wait to see it, but he say its a surprise. I ain't givin it away, but I will say I recorded the website's rap extra special cuz y'all been so supportive and y'all have probably done broke up at some point, so you will be able to relate. Peter spend hours at a time working on it and I kind of feel bad, but he say he gots nothin else to do in between the scar tissue scrapes.

Oh, I almost forgot. Today I herred some troubling news. The lady whoms car I destroyed with my body say she going to sue me for damages to her vehicle! I start screamin at her like, what is you talkin about??? I was a perdestrian and you done front ended me! She say the car fixin people didn't believe that she could have possibly hit anything human. Based on the amount of blood and hair that was smeared on the car, they thought she had hit a dairy cow. Then she tell me, you will be hearing from my attorney, and hang up. I dont know whats goin to happen, but I will keep you informed. I love you all. Write me so I have somethin to read up in herr!!!