Mariah Be Over Da Rainbow

Y'all seen dis? Mariah got an older gay woman girlfriend and she be so ugly grrl. She look like a pit bull mixed with Mike Tyson. Ooh she ugly. Least she could get a pretty girl. I could seen her with Beyonce. They be a pretty couple. WHAT AM I SAYIN!!?? Y'all they got me on these tranquemelizers up in this herspital. Pardon my insansity.




Who choose dis ugly gorgon purse-lipped balding greasy pock marked troll to be da new Bizzond? He look like a Sting wax model that been left out in the sun. I heard Lindsay Lohan be tryin to be up in dis movie. Dat would be very good. Miss ho sacks need a comeback.



Fantasia diss her hometown peeps by sayin she lefted school and couldnt read, yet there's a sign in that dump town that say "Home of Fantasia." Truth hurt and them people need to recognize she became a star IN SPITE of her schoolin. Go girl! Who you think could win in a scrap- Jennifer Hudson or Fantasia? Also, check out the town's attempt to convince people they town is just peachy. It's called "Fantasia Lies."

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