Lawyer Photo and Letter
The lawyer for that lady done sent me a photo of the car that hit me. It look like the car got hurt pretty bad when I flipped over the top of it and landed on my backside. The photo wuz accompanibied by a letter sayin all dis stuff about me owin her money for "involuntary personal possession endangerment" and "complete destruction of vehicular property." I mess her car UP GIRRRRLLL!!!Da site Peter makin be lookin hot y'all! I was laughin it so good. He use da same photo from my blog and made it look very much like my blog- blings and all okaaayy!! I am very excited. He said it might be ready dis week. For those of you about ready to dump somebody, wait a few days.
Oh that nurse be givin me troubles again. She brings me my meal this morning- the tube, and hooks it up hard. I tole her she screw it in that hard again and I swear I will pick her up with my ears and body slam her. She start makin fun of me and made me cry. Just then the doctor come up in there and tole her to leave. Maybe I can get her fired. I have done it before very easily up in a Wendys. Dis girl gave me sas, we had it out and she got fired. Next week I seen her up on da bus. She try to start somethin and I slap a Oprah magazine acrossed her face so hard she fall backward and black out. I run out the bus screamin "WHERE'S YO BEEF HO?! WHERE'S YO BEEF!!?"
Holla!




4 Comments:
I can't stop laughing my ass off ! I hope u sue that nurse! They gotta do there job right. That car is very damaged. I can't wait to see ur site, if u say it's funny I gotta buy some dippers cuz that will be some fun in my pants ) LOVE YA [Lady raptastic n1 fan]
4:42 PM
Raptastic, sweetie... I just don't believe you rolled over that car and banged it up so badly. Maybe if you rolled over her car in your car it'd be more believable, but this seems like kind of a joke to me. I don't think there's a human being on this planet who could roll over a car and total it like that.
6:50 PM
MR.anonymous, what u sayin!? Who told u that Lady R. is a regular human being if u read the all blog or hear the audioblog u'd notice that ! [The Security]
2:04 PM
yo such a skanky arse ho, I know you'd be sticking to the seat if that shiz rolled,
5:36 PM
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