Its gettin HOT in herr!

Ya'll yesterday it was hot! What happen to cool summer breezes? I be all up in my crib pantin. My mama was downstairs yellin at the dog, but I think she be hearin me. I feel bad though, cuz Julius, our lasa absa got kicked up for no reason. Have you ever hear a small dog catch a pimp slap cross the face, with a foot? Its all good though cuz we make mama wear bunny slippers to pad the blow. You never know when she gonna snap and dat dog is gonna be in the way.

So I was sayin how hot it is. An you wont believe this, my air conditioning broke. Not the whole house, just my wall unit in my room. I was talkin to my friend Le'vanemadonte', girl she be all up in da phone cryin cuz her man be cheatin on her. Its real easy to do that though cuz she gots one of them conditions where you eat too much an her plyroids dont burn it up. Her boyfriend be sweet, but I kinda dont blame him for wanderin his eyes round. Who wants to sit by her bed all day long spoon feeding her pudding? She be weighin alot. I think the doctors be tryin to help her but they gots to bust out one of the walls first.

So I'm all on the phone in room and the temprature be risin like an oven. An since my phone is connected to the wall, I be stuck like a turkey. You know they gots turkey in the supermarket right now for $1? They mus be left over from last thanksgiving but I had two today. Anyway, its so hot, I start taking off my clothes piece by piece, an since I was wearin a dress, it only took one pieces. Thats when mama came in holdin Julius and when she see me... girrrl, I was face up butt nekked on my bed with the phone cord twirlin around my finger. Thats when I see her eyes start rolling in the back of her head, and she faint and landed on top of the dog.