In Da News

Y'all I be bored up in this dump so I gots to do some reportin.

I just read about dis woman be havin her 16th baby! The question ain't why she havin so many babies, the question be why he wanna be all up in someone with hair like that? That hair is a cry for help. She can't say "God release me from this existence so's I can go be a Las Vegas show girl." No. she gotta let her hair do the talkin. And why do white girls believe the bangs be a separate entities from the rest of they head? It's like she think her bangs be this hat that frame her face like a bonnet. She look stupid.

Ooh Jennifer Anniston be trippin with that fat man. Why she go from stud to faddass? I mean really? Who she tryin to fool with this man? He a rebound boy if I ever seen one. And I have seen many okaaaaaaayyy!!!



Vanity Fair, some white people magazine I see in the store next to the checkout line while I am reading "Fabulous Braids" (my favorite mag!) lightened Beyonce's skin cuz they thought white people wouldn't buy they magazine. Ooh that make me so mad. I call on a boycott of Vanity Fair everybody. From now on grab an issue of "Fabulous Braids" and put it in front of the Vanity Fair! Then, buy Vanity Fair and use it as toilet paper!



What be wrong with dis grrl? She crazy. Salma Hay-yah so desperate to be in movies she do pictures like dis? I did pictures for a sleazy man once. He paid me $50 to wear a table cloth and his dead wife's hat. I was fully covered but the table cloth got burned when I accidently fell onto a burnin candle on his coffee table. He paid me the money but he was mad cuz that tablecloth was his wife's favorite one. Oh well, if you liked it so much you nasty sleeze why you payin baggurls $50 to pose up in it? Okaaaayyy!!!

*If ya'll have some funny or interestin articles or pictures, please forward them to Lady Raptastic for review.