Troy- my new jam- Listen!

History: My boo Troy made me a beautiful recording professing his love to me on our 6-month anniversary. I made a song from it.

Download my new jaaaaam "Troy"


Ok so here it go. I had alovely weekend. Yay! First off, Friday night I went to see a comedy show with a friend and his friend. He a friend, not a friend friend so do not go there. We laughed, all of us. But the waitress wanted to charge me $4 for a bottle of water. I look at her and said "I will pay you two dollars and consider that polite considering I could bust yo lip in two seconds...now STEP!" She trip up them stairs so fast you thought she was on speed or something! Well, the manager come down them stairs and he let me have it. I swung my purse at him but he caught it mid-swing and asked me to leave. I waited outside for an hour while my friend and his friends watched the show. Dang why people can't be nice? And not charge so much for water? It ain't gold plated!

SO when they come out the club I met up with them and went to get some food at "Happy Toon" Chinese restarauwnt Girl I love me some Happy Tune. They know me by name up in there. They always happy to see me. I put some quarters in the juke box while we was waiting for our food. I played "Crazy IN Love" and did some grinding and shaking next to the goldfish tank. People was staring but you know they was entertained. Had I had my kareoke machine and my fly shoes I would have done a rap show. But alas..good things come to those in time.

So we ate and I did not pay for mine. I made up some reason. I think I said it made me burp and I never burp. They argues but I screamed and they let me go without paying. They stupid. I had the money. See, people who own places should be smarter. Am I right or what?

Then we walked to the club. Girl it was on...or so I thought. Once we got in, it was dead. it looked packed from outside. But no. About a hundred people in there. Look like a surprise party waiting for the guest of honor to arrive. We all just standing around, not talking, holding our cheap drank. It were stupid. I found me a boy to talk with but he had his girlfriend up in the bathroom. I told him I was better. She come out and dang- I got to say- she were pretty. I was nice and walked away without a fight.
The rest of the night was stupid and I will not go into it. Let's just say I ended up having to call a cab cuz a certain friend of a friend forgot I was there and left without me. Like I said, i do not want to talk about it.