Tattoo Arm

I wuz drivin my friends car this mornin takin her baby to day care while she get a tooth filled. I pull out in front of this big red pick up truck a lil too close and he layed on the horn for ten seconds. I wuz on the phone with my Aunti so it is possible I cut him off. The truck stay on my behind until we went through a light. Then he pull right up beside me while we was drivin. I couldn't see his face cuz his truck so tall. I just saw this hairy tattoo arm hangin out the window. I slam on the breaks and he kept going. Then hears the crashin.

Child I look back in my mirror and ten cars was all beat up behind me cuz of my break slammin. I said a prayer that I was not involved and kept on drivin. The tattoo arm man was nowheres to be founded.

Y'all seen Britney all fat and pregnant in Us magazine? Ooh she look horrible. She don't even look like she TRYIN to be healthy. All flabby and drinkin McDonalds milkshakes. Nasty. I hope her husband go more sense than her. But have you seen him? He look like he don't know he famous. Flip flops and tank tops.

If I wuz famous I be stylin all the time every time I go out the house. I'd have a stylist on call, livin in the basement or somewheres, who be choosin my clothes and doin my hair just to go get a McDonalds milkshake.