Star treatment

At the McDonalds this mornin Raynaldo, this old guy who always give me grief, gave me my biscuits for free. I asked him for a Coke but he said that was going overboard. I pulled down my top a lil bit and let 'em breathe. Nothin too scandalous. You'd thought I just showed him the Dali Lamama cuz he filled up a Super Size for me in two seconds flat. I was like Okaaay!

You know sometime you feel down and blue? I feel that way right now. I just wanna sleep all day. You know? Like, sleep...and eat....and watch Oprah....then go back to sleep....then watch the Oprah that come on at night.....