Mornin

It's a good mornin today. I got up early, ate a bag of Oreos and a fruit punch, watched some Regis and Kelly and yelled at Regis for bein so old and stupid, showered with my new bottle of Pert "Sunshine Roses" scent, did my hair with my new ponytail I bought at the store and I am good to go.

I have a job interview today so yesterday I went shoppin for a new outift. I got this raspberry coat to go with my purple pants, and a yellow tank top that says "Huggy Bunny" on it, with a picture of a cute fuzzy bunny that you can actually touch and it feels like fur on it. I had lunch at this chinese place where I got five wontons for a dollar. I had 15 girl and they was so good.

I read somewheres they comin out with healthy pork rinds. 50% less fat. Look let me be blunt. Those of us who eat pork rinds...do not care about fat. If we did, we would not be eatin the pork rinds. And why are people so concerned about bein fat? Look, you only live once and girl I am gonna enjoy this life.

My neighbor (not the mean one) told me I should clean up the stoop. I told her none of that garabage wuz mines. She said it was. I said it weren't. She went back in her apartment and I went back in mine. She need to learn if it ain't my garbage ont he stoop, I ain't need to clean it up. She just mad cuz her live-in man left her cuz she crazy. It's probably his garbage on the stoop anyways. He wuz always partyin out there, leaving cigarette butts and bottles and nonsense. One time I saw him eat a burger, then just leave half of it there on the stoop and never come back to get it. For a week. I finally bang on their door and he come out denyin it was his. I showed him my camera phone pics of when I saw him do it. He laugh and cleaned it up. We became friends after that. Thats how I know she crazy- he told me the stories. I will share them later.

Time for the interview!