Tipped Toenails

Ooh, I saw this white girl with these open toe flip flops at the park yesterday and she had her toes tipped with a white line across them. I'm gonna do that this afternoon. But first I gotta cut them toenails. I hate doing it. I do it about once every six months or so.

I don't like cutting my toenails cuz my Auntie Dee was cutting her toenails on the porch one morning when I was nine. She sneezed and accidently chop two of her toes off. She fainted. I come out, blood everywhere. I start hollering and a neighboor come over to see what was up. She a nurse and she bandaged my Auntie Dee up good. Then she look at me and start accusing me of chopping her toes off. I said i didn't do it, but the nurse lady said she knowd I did. We was hollering and carrying on until my Auntie worke up. My auntie hear what was going on, and because she was embarrassed that she done chop her toe off, she start cursing at me and blaming me too. I look at my Auntie and this nurse so-and-so and I start to cry. They stop yelling and feel bad, come over and try to give me a hug. But I knew they was triflin so once they got close enough I grabbed the back of they heads and slam them together like two head cymbals. They start screaming and I runned out the door, got on my bike and rode off I don't know where to. Probably to the store for a sucker and then to the ditch to lie down and throw stones at the rats.

And that's why i got these long toenails. But stay tuned cuz I'll put some pictures up of my new oneses (if I can get acamera from somebody. Probably Tina. She got one)