Shoes Made me Fall

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My morning routine is as follows: get up, dress and eat while watchin Kelly and Regis. That right I call it Kelly and Regis. Cuz really the show is all about her! He just some crumbly old man waitin to leave the show while she is a spunky funky diva be turning it out daily since she came on. I like her style. I dress like her sometimes. She had these green high heels I just had to get, so I found some and spraypainted them the right green. They was all fine and good until them heels snap in two, both of em, at the same time! It happened at this place I was eating. I had to pick up the heels, go back to my table, put them in my purse and continue my meal. I heard some giggles so I stood up and said "Yes, my heels broke. Anybody got a problem with it?" Ain't heard nothin so I said "That's what I thought! Now go on and eat yo food and don't worry about me fools!"

I told them how it was gonna be!

When I got up, I forgot my heels was off and fell right down onto the table. All the dishes came crashin down and the table pushed me into another table with these two quiet people at it. Well they went from quiet to screamin in no time. I was layin there in a puddle of pudding and steak sauce. My friend KaTawNaFey' Lincoln was there and she help me up. Them two people just stare at me and offer me napkin. I took it and wiped some relish off my face and left.

Girl next time you buy shoes, walk around in em first before you leave the store!