People Make me So Madddd!

hey girl-

Today I was in line for a hot dog at the place I go for good hot dogs. I would tell you but then you might tell other people and then the whole place will be all busy and stupid with people. Uh-uh. It's my secret hot dog place so don't badger me. And they're hot dogs are good too. Real big and fat and juicy and filling. And you get all the chili and cheese you want. Sometimes i take a bag of cheetos and crumble them up on top of it. MMmmmmm.

So I was in line for a hot dog and this man in front of me was reading off a list. I think he was buying for the entire city block cuz the list was three pages long in a little yellow notebook. Oooh! I was so mad. This is a line full of people just wanting on ehot dog, but thiz numb-brained fool got twenty orders. I tapped him on the shoulder and I said "Excuse me. We are all hungry back here. We are here, in the hot sun, getting our own hot dogs while your friends or coworkers or whoever these people are to you, are sitting back wherever they are in the cool air conditioning. So how about you be a polite man, cuz you already big and strong and handsome (gotta butter them up before you take them down), and why don't you step out of line, let us order, then place your order."

He laughed at me and turned around.

Oooh no. Ooh no! I am getting mad right now just thinking about it. I pulled on his shoulder, he turned around and I slugged him so hard he fell into the building. His little notebook swiped up into the air and I caught it! I ran away as fast as my bigg butt in heels and a loose weave could travel without falling down and apart. I ducked into a Burger King with them nice garbage cans that talk 9those are so cute) and the cops that were near the hot dog place passed me by.

Ooh! I am running from the law girl!