Pamemela Andersons

I peeped dis pic of Pamemela Andersons on a magazine cover at the store---she lookin good! She used to be all skank and nasty (like Cherie who moved away two months ago- she so nasty she wore dukes so short both her tattooed cheeks hung out. Both cheeks. Ooh she nasty. She pierce her tongue herself ya'll. And I watched in her kitchen when she did it. Blood everywhere. She still can't eat ice no more. So glad she gone!)

So back to Miss Pam. I always thought that name be stupid. It's so old, like what moms be called in the 70's. I just picture this 40 year old white lady homemaker on drugs sitting at home with two toddlers staring off into space. Like in that movie with Nicole Kidman where she had a fake nose. That red-head lady in that movie was all crazy, almost killing her kid or leaving it or something. I forget. I was drunk.

So back to Miss Pam. She on a cover of a magazine looking great. I mean, class. Her shorts and tube top look clean! She just standing there, holding herself. And you know she thinking bout somethin sweet, like her kids. She cool people.

Madonna broke her head on a horse. That what she get for ridin around tryin to be english when she know she detroit people. I rode a horse once when i was little. I fell off too. Ooh I cried! My Momma gave me a sucker and I shut up. But my butt still hurted.