Oprah Stupid

I was up at the gym this fine morning getting the metrabolizm going on the elyptrical machine when I was reading an old O magazine article about her Legends weekend. The ladies she deemed legends (and who else but Oprah could be left to this task?) was good. They all did their thang for us youngins in the days. But one legend was missing. Whitney! She is definitely a legend. Ok, so she might be a youngin too. But she definitely belong with them. I need to steal me some cable so I can she her show. I heard she talk about doo doo. Thats my GIRL! And they daughter looks like a little girl with Bobby Brown's face slapped up on it. She is ugly.

What happened to Kelis? She sang that Milkshake song and then took a flight to nowhere-land. She need to make another jam so she ain't no one hit wonder. Someone find her and bring her back.

I hate people who talk loud who don't know they talk loud. I slapped a girl on her mouth one time in a sandwich store when she was talking on her cell phone so loud we all knew the sex of her cousin baby. We got throwd out but it was worth it cuz at least she shut up.