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I bought a chicken leg at the mini mart up near my house a ways down. It was good,too. I was walkin round just doing a whole bunches of nothing, and I got that leg and ate it up. It wa sso good I turned around and bought another ones. and that one was good before I even got out of the store girl! So's I didn't have to backtrack for another one, I went over to the case for a third one and you know what? They's empty girl. I was like "Oh sir! You got a problem. The chicken heater thing is empty." He told me they don't get a delivery for another hour. I knew he was lying so I walked up to the bullet-proof counter and told him point black to go into the freezer, get him the chicken and put it on the spit while I waited. He said no. I said I wasn't leavin till I got it ad I sat down on whatever was behind me. It ended up being an open, empty box. I fell down into it. The box ripped. MY hands went back to my backside and my legs flew up. I was wearing a skirt and it flew up. I looked up and he was staring right at my lady place.

Ooh! I letted him have it girl. I was trying to get up. MY jean jacket was caught on the bottom of a chips holder shelf thing so that fell right on top of me. I was covered in pretsels and cheetos. My legs went higher and my skirt, well, it was up around my neck. I turned over on my stomach and pushed up through the pile. He came out of his bullet proof box and well, I pulled him down into the pile faster than a bus hit a walker on the highway.

I look at him real close to my face, sweating and panting.

To be continued...

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