Jesus Music

Girl I was up in a bodega and I heard them playing the Lord's music on a little radio. It was that new Christian-rock music. I grabbed my strawberry soda and stuck a meat stick and two bags of Funyuns up in Momma purse and rolled on up to the counter. I axed the man why he was playing it. He was one of them jumpy easily-irritated menses who you ask one thing and they jump all down your face. He start talkin at me a mile a minute and then got yellin and I was not going to take this. I just axed a questrion. So I took that meat stick out my purse and bopped him one on his head. Well he went even more nutso-crazy cuz I hadn't paid for the meat stick. I slapped him again with it and threw it at him. He told me to get out. I yelled I would never come back to his extablishment and he had the nerve, THE NERVE to tell me he never wanted me in his little dump again.

Ooh girl i was so mad I walked out and these kids was playing checkers....girl I slapped that bored and all them pieces be flyin everywheres. The, kids just sat there scareded. I turn around to apologize and they daddy come up at me. Oooh, he fine girl. I told him and them two little girls I was sorry and the daddy and me walk over to the other bodega for a soda and some talking. I gave him my number and we gonna hit it or at least ride a bus somewheres for a drink. Ooh maybe I can get him to take me to Rumpshaker Ball coming up in three weeks.