Irritate me- go on ahead!!!

I am so SICK of people irritating the hair off my head, girl!! They come up and just make you so mad you wanna pop em up in the grill. I swear next time, THE NEXT TIME some ignornat bucket headed fool come up at me with his stupid mouth I am gonna rear back and pummel that joker into next year's after-thanksgiving day saleses.

I went shopping for a watch just this last past Saturday girl. I go into Harry Winston, Saks, Bloomies...you know...where I shops at! (sike!!!!!) So I am all up in there and I SWEAR everywhere I went some wanna be rent-a-cop was up on me. When i went to tinkle up in Saks (they should be called sucks ya'll!) that cop (she a lady cop- and you know what that mean girl! She a softball-playing so-and-so mmhmmm) follow me up in the bathroom! I was there and I could hear her breathing. She stand there, pretending to wash her hands, waiting for me. She musta thought I brought some merchandise up in the pot so's I can stuff them up my dress or down my pocketbook. But girl! I do not steal...at Saks! You think I'm crazy? That place send people straight to jail. I had this friend LaQuell'twan and she work up at Macy. She said they showd her the lock up cell they hold people in when they catch em snatchin! And she said it stunk like hamburger and mace. Oooh chile!

So's anyways, I am in that bathroom and that woman still there. I finally speak. The following is a transrcupted of what I remember going down ya'll:

Me: "Hey honey. I ain't got nothing up in here but what's going down the can girl."

Her: "Ma'm I am just doing my job."

Me: "Well MAM i am trying to do a JOB too so get to steppin cuz mamma need her privacies."

Her: "Tough"

Girl I pull up them drawers faster than a taxi speedng past me to pick up a rich white woman and come up out there.

Me: "What you say honey? Tough? Oh he** no!"

But I stop. I think about it. Is it worth going to jail possibly just to show this thing who she need to be around me? Is it worth possibly having to lose my freedom and get ANOTHER black mark on my record? I thought hard...

I punched her real fast and ran out there!

Girl I am on the lambs now girl! Hahahahaha! Have fun at the softball game you stupid heffah!!!!!