I will cut a ho at the store

Girl I made a complete fool of myselves. I was up in the store buying a bag of peanuts when I slipped on a roach I didn't see and fell down. In mid-fall my arms went all berkeded and I hit a metal stand holding oven mits. Those went down. I hit a macaroni and cheese display case. That went down. And my leg slammed into this lady's cart and she and the cart went down. Oooh I was so embarrassed! I just had to start laughing at myselves.

The lady got up and started cursing me. I told her it was an accident and that I was sorry, but she went on. She called me this and that and it got very old very quicklike. So I got up, untwisted my legs from the pile of oven mitts and mac and cheese and beat her up. She screamed for me to stop but I kept saying to her, as I body slammed her fat butt repeatedly, "I said I was SORRY and you can't take SORRY for an answer so maybe a BODY slam will make you see that you should have taken SORRY in the first place!"

Of course, as always, I ran out of the store when the manager come up at me. He had the nerves to carry and wave a broom at me. I grabbed that broom and knocked him and the check out boy he brought with him out in two swipes of that broom. They know me there from previous altervacations.

You ever been hungry and grabbed a bouilion cube to gnaw on? It's like powdered beef jerkey. It's good.