I am in the project

Girl I was up in a real studio today girl. Not one of them nasty ones in some playa's basement where he smokin up while you tryin to lay beats, but a real studio with them egg shell things up on the walls. Girl, somethin goin down with me girl. I got a PROJECT! (and not one I live in neither, ya'll haters!!) I am working on something super secret. So secret they made me sign some stuff about not tellin nobody. Girl it's like the CIA up in that mug! I am not lyin!

But anyways I put down some lyrics and I hope they good cuz I worked hard on them. The people real nice. They had a lunch break and we all got to go to this restraunt with all the high fancy waiters and three water glasses and all this. Girl I never ate so much potatoes in m y life girl! I must've had thre helpings. You know I had to unbutton that top button after that girl. Momma wuz bustin OUT!

Anways we went back to the studio and I fell asleep cuz of all that food. They try to wake me up but I thought they was the police and in my sleep I hit the producer in the forehead with my elbow and shot straight up onto my feet, wig all falling down, ready to drop kick a brotha. Girl, once I woke up I was laughin. They wuz not but I do not care. Lady Rap is LAdy Rap and she on like a Christmas goose!

Anyways, look out world. Lady Rap on the attack! Step back!